14 Things to Do When Your ISP Unexpectedly Goes Do

1. Dial 111 immediately.
(and tell them you have no internet and can they send somebody round to fix it)
just expect a knock on door from cops to take you in for 111 harassment

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 3 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote. or fire there A$$

5. go to Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family. ?
or jump the misses till they fix the net

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet.

9. Get butt groove in chair fixed at store.

10. Tylenol. Tylenol! Where the hell is the Tylenol!

11. Do shopping with clothes on. during the day not at night-time with out a first person shooter gun

12. Check your mail box every 5 minutes. for a pirated disconnect letter

13. See if your neighbour can tell you a joke. yeh a real sick joke

14. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!

geek_frogycrzy, May 4, 2:11 pm

Luvdit. Thanks.

geek_alli2, Dec 13, 8:19 am