14 Things to Do When Your ISP Unexpectedly Goes Do

frogycrzy, May 4, 2:11pm
1. Dial 111 immediately.
(and tell them you have no internet and can they send somebody round to fix it)
just expect a knock on door from cops to take you in for 111 harassment

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 3 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote. or fire there A$$

5. go to Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family. ?
or jump the misses till they fix the net

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet.

9. Get butt groove in chair fixed at store.

10. Tylenol. Tylenol! Where the hell is the Tylenol!

11. Do shopping with clothes on. during the day not at night-time with out a first person shooter gun

12. Check your mail box every 5 minutes. for a pirated disconnect letter

13. See if your neighbour can tell you a joke. yeh a real sick joke

14. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!

alli2, Dec 13, 8:19am
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